Laugh out ur sorrow 😂😂😂

1.Whenever I'm watching a movie with my parents and they start showing sex scene, boom! They start looking at me as if I'm the director of the movie

2.She is your girlfriend, you can't buy pants for her but you will use force to tear the ones she has,my brother even if u repent and go to heaven,u will stay in boy's quarters

3.The most beautiful girl in my street

visited me today and I arranged the house

for the first time....

up till now, am still wondering how I

managed to place my cupboard in my

fridge..

4. I saw a policeman on the road and I

decided to joke with him

ME- A bank has been robbed..

POLICE- (shocked) which bank?

ME- Power_Bank

now they are taking me to the station.. did I

do anything wrong??

5. if you like crush on LEE MIN HO

Las las Na sikiru you go marry

I don tell u my own.

6.After promising that she won't take

time with her testimony, she began with "it

all started in 1991 ..."

don't hold me oo, leave me lemme go and

off the mic.

7. If igbo stew enter your eyes, bro forget it and go and buy new eyes. But if yoruba stew enters into your eyes, first you'll go blind, you'll get paralyzed, then die... And your spirit will run mad

8.I was watching Nollywood movie and saw two angels visiting a poor woman then immediately I switched off my TV. Why must it be Tonto Dike and Oge Okoye used as angels of God

9.that awkward moment u're with ur bae nd u want to fart silently bt then boom!!satan connects speaker

10.Brocolli- I look like a tree

Walnut- I look like a brain

Apple- I look like a heart

Mushroom- I look like an umbrella

Banana- abeg make una stop dis game, let's

change the topic

Cucumber- it's true oo, I dont like dis game

you are playing.. I no dey do

11.why is it that .'give her her book' is correct and 'give him him book' is not?is english female?

12. my proposal to my gf will be very simple n stress free, I will take her on a boat ride at d middle of d sea n be lyk "Deborah marry me or leave my boat

13.Don't break up with your boyfriend because he cheat on you, gather area boys and beat his best friend, That DUDE knows everything.

14.Pls can someone snap #1000 recharge card and send it to me then I will snap #1000 naira note and send it to d person, They don't have #1000 card in dis area. God bless you

15.You're traveling to go and

fornicate and you're praying for

journey mercies

Nothing angel Michael no go see

for prayer oo

16.A car knocked me down n I was rushed to d hospital wit blood all over my body n a nurse was still asking "Okikiola did u av an accident"

No ma, I didn't! I was acting action film

#idiot

17.Me:Mum my leg is paining me

Mum:why won't it pain you when you are always pressing phone

18.A baby was born and he spoke

immediately.. he said "I will die in 4 days, my

mother will die in 6 days and my father will

die in 15 days"..

After 4 days, the child died. after 6 days, the

mother died.. the husband became scared

knowing that he was next, he began to go

to church everyday.. and after 15 days, the

gateman died..

now my question is "who is the real

father?"

19.JOB INTERVIEW

INTERVIEWER: Tell me the opposite of good.

MAN: Bad.

INTERVIEWER: Come.

MAN: Go.

INTERVIEWER: Ugly.

MAN: Fine.

INTERVIEWER: you're wrong!

MAN: you're right.

INTERVIEWER: Shut up!

MAN: Keep talking.

INTERVIEWER: Now Cease all that.

MAN: Now raise all that.

INTERVIEWER: Get out!

MAN: Come in!.

INTERVIEWER: Oh my God!

MAN: Oh my Devil!

INTERVIEWER: you're rejected!

: Am selected!

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